When first reading the title, you may think the only worthwhile filter is the the one which gives you a glossy pair of sunglasses and a handsome beard. If you’re someone like me who struggles to grow a beard in the real world, you’ll find comfort in your new ability to create one in the virtual world.

You might be thinking that the Black and White filter is spicy option as it adds a little drama to your life. It is important for you to know however, that for the rest of this blog I will only be addressing the filters which alter your face because those are the only worthwhile ones.

Anyways, one other option for all you movie fanatics is the “Pets 2” filter which allows you to look like a cat. That’s pretty cool. For everyones misconceptions out there regarding what the only worthwhile filter really is its really up to opinion right? Do you really think the “Pets 2” filter is even a top 56 contender for having a chance at be somewhat worthwhile. Wrong! There is only one worthwhile filter which I continue to use daily and relentlessly brings a new surprise to my life.

I don’t actually know the formal names for this filter. I don’t really think they are supposed to have names, but, with all that said, the only worthwhile filter which has gotten me through some tough times is the “Zoom in Face” filter. (Please comment if you know the formal title for this filter).

This filter offers a uniqueness that other filters simply can’t compete with. Its unique versatility will have you mesmerized for days at the intricacy, yet simplicity, of what it has to offer. I’m no doctor, but if I were to measure my overall happiness after learning about the majesty of this filter, I would say I’m 1.3 gazillion% happier. If I could have done one thing for you, the reader, today, I hope you now realize the potential the “Zoom in Face” filter can have on your life. Please do not underestimate it for its power lies deeper than you currently can know. You might face bumps along the way from people who say “You are actually the worst person I have ever met,” “I’m not going to your birthday party” or even “I’m so disappointed in you Steven.” But please, trust me when I say this, it will all be worth it.

Thank you

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